The Phoenician Alt Rock / Co. Cork

I’m just gonna let the band describe themselves, cause there’s no way I could do it any better…

Official Biography:

“After bus tour that took a wrong turn on the rainbow road, these four shag bag fuck boiii hand job kweens, traded their meagre stack of 1980s body builder collector cards for the ability, to serve up the most middle of the road riffage, with all the ferocity of the seepage from a deflated and bruised, post wank penis.
The Phoenician – not here to fuck, here to watch you fuck, from the shadows.”