William Christ & The One Man Orgy Black Metal / Co. Fermanagh

TOILET PROBLEMS…

“…TOILET PROBLEMS was the first incarnation of CHRISTORGY, that’s that nonsense covered.”
“…’Doctor Bunsen’ is an outtake…hard to believe ANYTHING would be shit enough not to make the grade with that nonsense…”       –   John Moffatt (Tiberius Nyarlethotep)

CHRISTORGY…

“CHRISTORGY is a one man brown/grind/stupiditycore project from Enniskillen, Northern Ireland. CHRISTORGY shat itself into existence in 2005 after the demise of the universally ignored (and frankly piss poor) TOILET PROBLEMS.To date Christorgy has allowed 3 releases to escape captivity and clog the arteries of an uninterested and frankly disgusted public….”   –   John Moffatt (Tiberius Nyarlethotep).

The first EP, ‘Drugs We Didnt Pay For’, was released in 2006 and given out for free at gigs and festivals around Ireland. Around 300 copies of this release were made. The second EP, ‘Bring Me The Head Of Aynsley Harriot’, was released in 2008 and found its way round the world with various DIY distros and Mail Orders.

The third very limited release incorporating both the first two EP’s and a collection of demos, utilised the talents of various Irish underground musicians (On Pain Of Death, Sorrowfall, Darkest Era) as vocalists and guitarists. Originally planned to be called ‘Surrounded By Cocks’, in the end it was called ‘Eaten By Angry Vegans”. Take note that the ‘Eaten By Angry Vegans’ EP has never really been finishedas by his own admission, Tiberius Nyarlethotep is “brutally lazy and cant be arsed to finish the vocals”.

There is also a compilation CD that was released called ‘Grim As A Festival Toilet – The Absolute Worst Of Christorgy’. It featured tracks from the first two CD’s plus a bunch of outtakes, most of which are included in the downloads below. I’ll see if I can get the other one or two missing tracks from this release.

WILLIAM SHATNER…

“WILLIAM SHATNER were built in 1926. Soon after they were deemed too ugly and talentless to survive in the world and were fast frozen. 100 years too early, an accident involving cheese caused an explosion that thawed these talentless ‘Princes of the Night’ and released them upon an unsuspecting new century. These un-rehearsed and often un-conscious musicians(?) have, as yet, not managed to learn any instruments but have gone ahead with the recording of their first album (…for a brief period during the sixties,we are William Shatner..) and the results can be heard on this page. There has been talk of live shows involving no musicians, nude midgets and vast tanks of cheese sauce, of horrible audience torture and humiliation. All you need to know is…. if you have a problem, if no one else can help, if you can find them, maybe you can hire the poptastic reggae stylings of… WILLIAM SHATNER.”

WILLIAM CHRIST & THE ONE MAN ORGY…

Since 2009, CHRISTORGY has joined forces with fellow Fermanagh oxygen wasters WILLIAM SHATNER to create a band that actually plays gigs, namely WILLIAM CHRIST & THE ONE MAN ORGY, who released their first full length album, ‘Cranium Smashing Stupidity’ in 2010. This album has garnered vaguely favorable reviews and the band have gathered a following in Ireland for some obscure reason.

The band made a live appearance the Monsters Of Rot III Festival in 2013.